A new relationship

Dear Sam's Club,

I'm not really sure how to say this without hurting your feelings, so I'm just going to come out and say it.

This isn't working for me. You're not meeting my needs. I mean, I can get everything I need from you, but you don't treat me with respect anymore. You waste my time and fill me with negative energy.

I've found someone new, and I think our relationship has a lot of potential. I'm excited to see what the next year brings for us.

I'm sorry. It's not me. It's you.

~Janelle